Horseinabathtub

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Day 4

People always get religious around now and pray for my health, Which is nice because colds and flus, I really hate. But then a cough, a sneeze, a...

Day 3

The salty drops fall from the sky, It seems it will never hault. I'm not exactly sure why God is crying, But I bet that it's my fault.

Day 2

Things are starting to feel a lot cozier, Tea and hot chocolate are in brew. Though I wish I could start celebrating sooner, Ahh, if only I were a...

Day 1

We've finally hit true winter months, We can begin the festive cheer. But unfortunately it doesn't hold as much weight in Ireland, We're not getting...

The Key: Finale

“Look you guys are just being drunk and stupid. None of those stories make any sense. First of all if the politician lost the key when bringing back...

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