ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! "Do you want to see my holiday snaps?" No, I'm busy can't you see? I need to phone someone and I have stuff to write...
GOLD Have you ever been to the end of a rainbow? I have. Do you know what's at the end of it? Gold. No seriously - Gold. It's not like 'Oh-my-God-I'm...