SO Sexy!

SO SEXY!

Oh my God! My bum looks SO small today. Look at it. Better than Kylie
or J-Lo. Whoa. I looks remarkably sexy if I say so myself!

And my new Day-glow pink top? An absolute smash. I simply adore the
yellow polka-dots -such a charming feature. And it will go SO well with
that knitted, woolly leggings that Mum gave me for last Christmas. You
know, I bet Victoria Beckham is just SO jealous of me.

Oh and look at my thighs! They are so sleek and gorgeous. Forget
Catherine Zeta Jones, my legs are DIVINE! You want to know my secret?
Well, I haven't shaved in over a week. I quite like the slight
unshaved, rough and ready look. It's like a designer stubble isn't it?
Goes well with my fatty cellulite. You know, cellulite is SO in this
season? Apparently it's the new black.