ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
By dino_j_rock
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ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!
"Do you want to see my holiday snaps?"
No, I'm busy can't you see? I need to phone someone and I have stuff to
write and I NEED THE COMPUTER. Get off. I need the computer. Can't you
see?
I'm too stressed, too neurotic, and slowing going mad. Brother is
watching Top of the Pop 2 - I HATE that programme.
"Look at this photo of me and&;#8230;"
Go away. Can't you see I'm busy? I'm TRYING to phone someone
*You cannot be connected to this call.*
Why not? Don't you know I NEED to get through. Damn it, I hate mobile
phones.
God knows where my Mum is. I can smell apricot and lamb in the kitchen
but Mother? No, far away. Why can't we have chicken. We always have
stew, can't we have chicken? Damn it, chicken.
BROTHER! Turn off that racket. Can't you see I'm TRYING to do
something. I hate that stupid computerized pop music. It drives me
mad.
"Do you want to see the photo of&;#8230;"
No, I don't.
I try and phone my best friend. But&;#8230;
*Welcome to BT answer 1571 the person you are calling&;#8230;*
Is on the bloody internet, yes I know. She always is. How I hate her
stupid BT anytime.
No I can't watch TV cuz of Brother. No idea where my Mum has gone, but
she's NOT in the kitchen and she's NOT cooking dinner. When will I ever
get fed? Daddy, get off the computer I have stuff to do and -
NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THOSE BLOODY HOLIDAY PHOTOS!"
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