Jack Cade
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Lead Singer's Haircut
While on a library dig, the team unearths, unexpectedly, ream after ream of things called 'poems'. Stumpy wedges of writing that serve no practice use. Excited as mice, the expedition dredges up more of the stuff. It must have a purpose. Probably primitive leisure. Let's juice it for clues. Send back the sherpers.
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Richard Harrison and Bruce Stallion star in this poem
which is a fast-paced, brutal, beautiful, resolutely bad taste, epic, actiontastic, ninja-laiden, ball- crushing, eye-bleeding, knee-splintering brawl...
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Hunt for Killer Cowboy Builder
Resubmission, due to lots of changes. The title was the actual headline on a sandwich board outside Debenhams at the end of December last year. I have hijacked it.
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Une Semaine de Dunthornes: Mardi a Vendredi
The last four days of my week of Dunthornes. Four more bicylists meet a sticky end. Four more young Spacks expire in the field of duty. Were they eating olives? Who knows?
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