kheldar
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I have 202 stories published in
9 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 272062 times
and 42 of my stories have been cherry picked.
1 of my 697 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 1 vote
David Pamment
kheldar is the public voice of ......... Moving on, he is a (say it quietly) fifty-two year old now living in Worcestershire but originally from West London. He left the big smoke twelve years ago after ill-health forced him to retire. He currently works part-time for a local charity.
khedar writes as a hobby (i.e. no one is willing to pay him).
My stories
THE INSIDE OUTSIDER
“Are we set to go Simon?...... Whadya you mean call you Simmo? What’s that, your wrestling name? Simpering Simmo Simmonds from Sidmouth? Oh, it’s your radio presenter name! Just you remember Simon , I’m the presenter here, you’re the water carrier. So I say again; are we set to go Simon? Whadya mean nearly? Nearly don’t cut it, moron. Get your head outa yer arse and get everything fuckin’ ready!
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SIDEKICKS, SERVANTS AND SECOND FIDDLES
SIDEKICKS, SERVANTS AND SECOND FIDDLES. In the City of London’s Cornhill, located in a building built in 1893 and originally a bank, there is a bar...
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Untitled
Both day and night he bore the sight Of a wife trapped in her bed; He'd never tell her rancid smell Upon his stomach fed. He never heard each...
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LILY LILAC KILLED MY WIFE!!!
LILY LILAC KILLED MY WIFE!!! There I’ve said it, it’s out in the open at last, uppercase, bold type, underlined, triple exclamation mark.
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The Perfect Spot
IT WAS, HE’D DECIDED , the perfect spot. From his lofty perch, perilously close to the edge of the car park’s uppermost storey, a glorious panorama...
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