Lou Blodgett
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"Lou Blodgett", standing proudly before vines.
My stories
I Can't Tell You...
Dear SmartValu Home Care Products: I can’t tell you how happy I am with your fragrance-free moisturizer (with lanolin). I really can’t. I love your...
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Ode To A Carton Assembly Machine
A dust-streaked yeoman mechanism, thee. A loud and stolid juggernaut for card. And many boxes you have caused to be. You assemble cartons. Sharp...
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Roadspray
“There are currently no regulations regarding the clearing of snow from sidewalks in the City of Green Falls.” Since the Save-a-Lot grocery has...
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...and me without a washer
Pretty, multicolored grapes cascading and bouncing like on one of those game app commercials. To the floor, and I assume they’ll squish. In a second...
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