RADDman

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My stories have been read 12172 times and one story has been cherrypicked.

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Alejandro Vasquez

Hey! Like a whole lot of people on here, I'm an aspiring fiction author who wants to do this for a living someday. Unlike a whole lot of people on here, I can read tarot cards and recite "Shrek is love Shrek is life" from memory. I primarily like writing "weird" stories - no boring reality, no straightforward plots. I toss in the supernatural, science fiction, and other major deviations from the norm when I can. So I may not write the next Catcher in the Rye, but I could write the next Catcher in the Rye Except With Less Whining and More Alien Abductions and that sounds perfect to me. I'm more than willing to share advice, pleasant conversation, and story ideas with people, I'm up for collaborations, and I also accept generous cash donations.

For the sake of practice and variety, I take requests. Want me to actually write Catcher in the Rye Except With Less Whining and More Alien Abductions? Ask me. Want me to write slash fiction for some obscure fandom from the darkest corners of Tumblr? Try me. Want me to write that I intend to bomb a major American monument? Probably not gonna come out in a way that would convince government agents that I'm serious, but I'll put a fun new fiction spin on it. I'll do anything, ANYTHING!

My stories

The Purge of Venus

Do you really wanna hear this, guys? I mean, it’s funny, but also really … well … I mean, seriously, I don’t know if I should even say it … Never...
Cherry

Neosaurus Princeps

Once again the humans laugh, a sound I’ve hated since I was a newly hatched chick, still getting used to the farm. Sure, unfamiliar humans from...

I Need Help

I'm crouching on the floor of an alleyway. I'm waiting for someone to come by so I can tell them I really need help. Before all this, I was strolling...

Before Chikin

This is a transcription of a speech made by a cow known only as “Lear” to his herd and a select audience of humans at a field outside of Hapeville,...

What You See

Mark didn’t like the way he was looking at him. He just wanted the bus to come already. He had been waiting there awhile when a stranger clad in all...

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