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Randy Johnson

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Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals

By randy-johnson on Sun, 03 Feb 2019

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw. He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law. Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail...

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I Can't Read or Write

By randy-johnson on Mon, 21 Jan 2019

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write. Many people don't understand my situation and plight. I thought I was buying sugar but I bought...

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Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

By randy-johnson on Sat, 05 Jan 2019

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble. He's a criminal who is in big trouble. Barney lost his job and Bamm-Bamm was taken by the state. That made him...

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Home Ec

By randy-johnson on Thu, 03 Jan 2019

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck. He was very angry because his teenage son was taking Home Ec. I did really good in Home...

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Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

By randy-johnson on Wed, 02 Jan 2019

I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police officer was at doughnut shops. My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts...