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Randy Johnson
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The Death of Chad Sheets
When I learned about his death, it was hard to believe. An actor died twenty years ago today on Christmas Eve. Sadly, he died at the young age of...
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Permanently on Santa's Naughty List
Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list. But he's not only on that list this year, he's on it...
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- 339 reads
A Different Version Of Pinocchio
I'm Pinocchio and when I lie, a certain part of my anatomy grows. But I'm talking about my wiener, not my nose. Women constantly beg me to lie. But I...
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I Can't Get Drunk
(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.) I can't believe what the USA Government has done. They've raised the drinking age up to twenty-...
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Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI
The Christmas of 2012 was the last Christmas that you celebrated on Earth. You were a kind and loving mother for 41 and a half years after my birth...
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