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Randy Johnson

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Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

I called the police station but there were no cops. Every single police officer was at doughnut shops. My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts...
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Welcome 2019

I welcome 2019, I'm glad it's here. I hope it will be an excellent year. Many years ago on every New Year's Day, Mom cooked hog jowls and black eyed...

The Ending of 2018

The end of 2018 is very near. In just a matter of hours, 2019 will become the new year. 2018 was a sad year because my aunt died. After 43 years of...

Christmas Tantrum

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry. I went Christmas shopping at a flea market and bought him an Atari. When he...

How The Grinch Didn't Steal Christmas

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree. This year I'm making that green freak pay for what he did to me. I've been turning...

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