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Randy Johnson

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I'd Rather Have a Root Canal

By randy-johnson on Tue, 12 Feb 2019

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul. If I had a choice between watching it and having dental surgery, I'd choose a...

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Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals

By randy-johnson on Sun, 03 Feb 2019

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw. He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law. Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail...

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I Can't Read or Write

By randy-johnson on Mon, 21 Jan 2019

I didn't get much schooling so I can't read or write. Many people don't understand my situation and plight. I thought I was buying sugar but I bought...

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Barney Rubble Is In Trouble

By randy-johnson on Sat, 05 Jan 2019

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble. He's a criminal who is in big trouble. Barney lost his job and Bamm-Bamm was taken by the state. That made him...