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Randy Johnson
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Condumb
When my wife had to go off the pill, I called a place that sells condominiums. When I said that I wanted to buy some so my wife wouldn't get pregnant...
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Why I'm Going To Boycott Sunoco Gas Stations
I was walking around in a Sunoco gas station because I had a little time to kill. The Sunoco that I'm talking about is located in Morristown,...
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STRIKE
The way I run my company is something my employees don't like. Just because I do them dirty sometimes, they go out on strike. Thwy're on strike now...
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Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He Thought
When Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny. I was at his estate sale and I bought his...
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April Fool's Prank
Three convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel. Those three people said that I won a thirty million...
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