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Randy Johnson
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A Different Version of Hide and Seek
My nephew is making me play a different version of hide and seek. This version involves a gun, if he finds me, things will become bleak. In this...
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I Wrote The Declaration of Independence
I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks. So I built a time machine and traveled back to 1776. I intended to see the signing of the...
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Two Purrfect Sweethearts
I have two purrfect sweethearts and I'm smitten. They are yellow and they're my two new kittens. One of my babies is a girl and the other is a boy...
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Stolen Stop Sign
Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine. My youngest son is so ignorant that he decided to steal a stop sign. I went in his...
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- 241 reads
Return or Burn
I've been good to you and I let you live in my house rent free. You did something even though you knew it would anger me. You've really ticked me off...
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