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Randy Johnson
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Permanently on Santa's Naughty List
Something happened and my son is pissed. He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list. But he's not only on that list this year, he's on it...
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- 431 reads
A Different Version Of Pinocchio
I'm Pinocchio and when I lie, a certain part of my anatomy grows. But I'm talking about my wiener, not my nose. Women constantly beg me to lie. But I...
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- 367 reads
I Can't Get Drunk
(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.) I can't believe what the USA Government has done. They've raised the drinking age up to twenty-...
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- 309 reads
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI
The Christmas of 2012 was the last Christmas that you celebrated on Earth. You were a kind and loving mother for 41 and a half years after my birth...
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Black Friday At The Hospital
I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle. I've been wounded and I'm spending Black Friday at the hospital. Gamestop announced...
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