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Randy Johnson

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Mom Hated Millipedes

By randy-johnson on Sun, 25 Mar 2018

Mom hated Millipedes, she didn't like them at all. Whenever she saw one, it made her skin crawl. She hated them because she was afraid of being bit...

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A Rabbit Wasn't Included

By randy-johnson on Sat, 24 Mar 2018

When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included. The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I concluded. All that I was served was some cheese...

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Ina Mae

By randy-johnson on Sat, 17 Mar 2018

She was 79 years old when she passed away. She was my aunt and her name was Ina Mae. When a relative passes away, it's always sad. Ina Mae was the...

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Pink Rabbit

By randy-johnson on Wed, 14 Mar 2018

I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny. People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny. I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke. I'm...