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Randy Johnson

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Three Lousy Bucks!

By randy-johnson on Mon, 28 May 2018

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay. That low life piece of scum only gave me three dollars a day. That scum sucking dirt bag...
Humour
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Certificate PG

Dead Dog

By randy-johnson on Sat, 26 May 2018

As I walked down the highway, I saw a dog that had been killed by a car. That poor animal had irresponsible owners, whoever they are. If a person is...
Other Non-fiction
Opinion
Poem
Certificate U

Pharmacy Shootings

By randy-johnson on Thu, 24 May 2018

Five minutes after I left, four people were shot in a pharmacy. If I had been there for an extra five minutes, one of the victims would've been me. A...
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Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong

By randy-johnson on Wed, 16 May 2018

The Jehovah's Witnesses believe that only 144,000 people will be in Heaven. They believe that people don't go to Heaven when they die. They believe...
Spiritual
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Non-fiction
Certificate U

Joint

By randy-johnson on Tue, 15 May 2018

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea. And her employer fired her after he made her pee. My dad caught me when I smoked my very first...
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