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Randy Johnson

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Three Lousy Bucks!

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay. That low life piece of scum only gave me three dollars a day. That scum sucking dirt bag...

Dead Dog

As I walked down the highway, I saw a dog that had been killed by a car. That poor animal had irresponsible owners, whoever they are. If a person is...

Pharmacy Shootings

Five minutes after I left, four people were shot in a pharmacy. If I had been there for an extra five minutes, one of the victims would've been me. A...

Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong

The Jehovah's Witnesses believe that only 144,000 people will be in Heaven. They believe that people don't go to Heaven when they die. They believe...

Joint

When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea. And her employer fired her after he made her pee. My dad caught me when I smoked my very first...

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