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Randy Johnson
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Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong
The Jehovah's Witnesses believe that only 144,000 people will be in Heaven. They believe that people don't go to Heaven when they die. They believe...
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Joint
When my wife found my pot, she thought it was tea. And her employer fired her after he made her pee. My dad caught me when I smoked my very first...
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V
You're not truly dead just as long as people remember you. And if I have my way, that is exactly what people will do. Your role as a mother began in...
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Politically Correct Freak
You come into my house and try to cram political correctness down my throat. I'm sick and tired of hearing you run your big mouth, you're on a...
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
I fight injustice in the West and help people who are in danger. When my brother was murdered, I became the Lone Ranger. I bring outlaws to justice...
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