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Randy Johnson
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Black Friday
It's Black Friday and I grabbed the last iPad. When I grabbed it, it sure made people mad. One man kicked me in the crotch and another got his foot...
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Things To Be Thankful For
We should be thankful to have our friends and relatives. We should be thankful to God for every day we have to live. When our turkeys are cooked and...
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- 541 reads
Count Dracula
Count Dracula lives in my attic and he has a casket for a bed. He has bitten all of my family members and they're undead. I've told many people but...
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Precious Plum
Her name is Plum, she's six years old and she's a beauty queen. But she and her mama are two of the dumbest people I've ever seen. They are so dumb...
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The Big 7-0
If my dad had lived, he would be the big 7-0. On this day, Dad was born seventy years ago. Seven decades is how long he would've been alive. But...
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