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Randy Johnson
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I Wore White After Labor Day
I was so scared that my hair turned gray. All because I wore white after Labor Day. I was so scared that I damn nearly died of fright. People became...
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- 255 reads
Meth's Destruction
You say that you do Meth because it makes you feel good but that excuse is shoddy. Meth makes you feel good but it destroys several parts of the body...
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- 228 reads
The Pickle Poem
I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do. You wanted a batch of pickles and you hired Aunt Bee to make them for...
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- 315 reads
You're Not A Christian
(This poem takes place in the year 1800) You call yourself a Christian who has been saved. But you're not a Christian because you have slaves...
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- 205 reads
I Laughed At Noah
I laughed at Noah and his family as they built their ark. I made fun of them until they were ready to embark. But now the rain is really coming down...
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- 380 reads