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Randy Johnson
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I've Been Shot In The Ass!
I had good reason to run. A man pulled out his gun. He was a shithead and I wouldn't take his sass. I told him to go to Hell and he shot me in my ass...
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The Late Jon Pertwee
He was a British actor who died on the 20th of May. He died in 1996, he died twenty-five years ago today. He was an extremely talented actor and his...
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I Respect Women Homemakers
I have no problem with women who work. But I do respect women who are homemakers more because that was what my mother did. Dad worked and Mom was in...
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Pertwee
In just two days from now, Jon Pertwee will have been dead for twenty-five years. For those who may not know, Pertwee was a British actor. He starred...
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Why I Hate Saint Bernard Dogs
Something bad happened thirty-nine years ago tonight. A woman who lived in my neighborhood owned a Saint Bernard dog. Her dog would go around the...
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