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Randy Johnson
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Cartwright Curse
None of Ben Cartwright's sons will date my daughter. Staying away from those boys is what I've taught her. She won't date any of them because their...
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Hawk
A damn hawk swooped down and swiped my baby. He flew away with my son and I don't mean maybe. Two days later, I grabbed my rifle when I saw that hawk...
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Detecting Something Other Than Radar
Radar detectors detect something other than just radar. They also detect speeders. If you see a radar detector in somebody's vehicle, you...
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Emphysema
I received some bad news yesterday when I went to the doctor. I have Emphysema. It's my fault. I did it to myself because I smoke. I quit smoking in...
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Mario Turns Forty
Mario is Nintendo's mascot and he has turned forty this year. Nintendo created Mario forty years ago in 1981. The first game that he starred in was...
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