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Randy Johnson
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Hitler Is In Suspended Animation
I have learned that Adolf Hitler has survived. He's in suspended animation and will be revived. Hitler will be released from suspended animation. His...
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Sweetie Pie
I wasn't going to buy another dog because it hurts too much when they die. But I decided to buy another dog and she is my Sweetie Pie. When it comes...
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I Didn't Watch The Inauguration
Today Joe Biden was inaugurated President. But I didn't watch the inauguration. I'm not a Joe Biden supporter. He didn't win because of me. I voted...
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My Baby Doll - Part III
It was six months ago today when you drew your final breath. When I found you in my kitchen, I learned about your death. It was the day that every...
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How To Never Have To Wait In Lines
I want to share a story of mine. It's about how to never have to wait in lines. If you listen to me, you will no longer have to wait in lines at...
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