smokejack

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smokejack

Conceived in an alley born in a cave raised on seaweed. Spent my early years on a roofrack. Left School at 10 caught by truant officer back at school by 11. I'm a twin of two others and I can play several instruments in my head and none with my hands. My first job was part time I painted the odd numbers on dice. I made a career out of avoiding a career.  My body is a temple often prodded by archeologists.

 

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Oh Lord - a country blues song

Oh Lord Oh Lord won’t you save me from going insane I’ve just lost my wife and I’ve just missed a train Oh lord won’t you tell me what is my name

Several Shorts of nonsense

Several shorts of nonsense 1. Feminist I was in a pub with a feminist One sunny day and both of us pissed She held her drink comfortably I threw up across my knee

The knew they were in love

They knew they were in love You’re the fly in my soup You’re my clocked that’s stopped You’re my brewer that drooped You’re the bollock I’ve dropped
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A walk along the coast -South Devon a long time ago

A walk along the coast We walked from Bolt Head to Bolt Tail on a cold November day It was 1980 and we were talking about going away I was in two minds as if walking in between landmines

The non Political Head

The non political head. Quietly he rose slowly out of bed What could he think about today? The threat of war Any post through the door Stuttering down stairs mumbling to the cat

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