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An Open Letter To Russell Brand
Dear Russell Brand Oh Russell, oh Russell, let me comb your dark locks Let me iron your y-fronts and treat your sex-pox I shall sew on your jeans so they cut off your blood
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An Ode To Boris Johnson
Whose was that shining head of gold? Whose feet were those a-pedalling bold? Of whom are ancient legends told? Who puts to shame the knights of old? Boris! A paragon of all manhood!
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Dave The Lobster Boy
Written in frustration after being told told to write a poem about an artwork of my choice in the Surrealism room of the Tate Modern. I chose the Lobster on a Telephone thing.
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I Ain't Being Racialist, Innit?
This season it’s cool to wear leggings, Especially with a long top For playsuits, the girls are all begging And scouring the floor of Top Shop; They’re telling us all to get thinner -
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La Ville Entiere
(based on a painting by Ernst) A year ago, I saw something different in you Exhilaration, kaleidoscope kingfisher colour When you looked at me Then
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Fat Girl Walking
Why fat chicks such as myself are wholly despised by patrons of public transportation.
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