minnie.bygott
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I have 11 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 6663 times
and one story has been cherrypicked.
My stories
Fat Girl Walking
Why fat chicks such as myself are wholly despised by patrons of public transportation.
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Do Not Let Single Men Near Your Children
Every dreadful, numbing day The Tube takes half my life away The other half is nicked by work My world is filled with dark and murk Yet just one task can make me smile -
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An Ode To Boris Johnson
Whose was that shining head of gold? Whose feet were those a-pedalling bold? Of whom are ancient legends told? Who puts to shame the knights of old? Boris! A paragon of all manhood!
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A Young Lady's Adventure
(based on a painting by Paul Klee; also on Paris Hilton) She never meant to do it Never meant to be touched by fame But it reached out to her And she wasn't intelligent enough to turn it down.
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La Ville Entiere
(based on a painting by Ernst) A year ago, I saw something different in you Exhilaration, kaleidoscope kingfisher colour When you looked at me Then
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