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StoryDave The Lobster Boy minnie.bygott012 years 2 months ago
StoryAn Open Letter To Russell Brand minnie.bygott012 years 2 months ago
StoryAn Ode To Boris Johnson minnie.bygott012 years 2 months ago
StoryA Young Lady's Adventure minnie.bygott012 years 2 months ago
StoryA Young Lady's Adventure minnie.bygott012 years 2 months ago
CollectionUnreal minnie.bygott012 years 2 months ago
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StoryLa Ville Entiere minnie.bygott012 years 4 months ago
StoryLet Me Write You A Valentine minnie.bygott012 years 4 months ago
StoryRuminating On Rothko minnie.bygott012 years 4 months ago
StoryI Ain't Being Racialist, Innit? minnie.bygott012 years 4 months ago
StoryFat Girl Walking minnie.bygott012 years 4 months ago
StoryDo Not Let Single Men Near Your Children minnie.bygott012 years 4 months ago

My collections

My stories

Fat Girl Walking

Why fat chicks such as myself are wholly despised by patrons of public transportation.

Do Not Let Single Men Near Your Children

Every dreadful, numbing day The Tube takes half my life away The other half is nicked by work My world is filled with dark and murk Yet just one task can make me smile -

An Ode To Boris Johnson

Whose was that shining head of gold? Whose feet were those a-pedalling bold? Of whom are ancient legends told? Who puts to shame the knights of old? Boris! A paragon of all manhood!

A Young Lady's Adventure

(based on a painting by Paul Klee; also on Paris Hilton) She never meant to do it Never meant to be touched by fame But it reached out to her And she wasn't intelligent enough to turn it down.

La Ville Entiere

(based on a painting by Ernst) A year ago, I saw something different in you Exhilaration, kaleidoscope kingfisher colour When you looked at me Then

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