Billy's wrath.

Complete with my own rowing boat, Darkened the oars on a fine hemp sail, Slogged it in the water slowly, Pardoned the judge, For refusing my bail, A terrible night it was,

O! Unnatural sinking Fathers, the guinea pigs have flown. Repeat. The guinea pigs have flown. Look up, take note. Domestic policy. Foreign abuse. Om, Omega, Alpha. Inferior, superior.

Every woman Ernie Summers ever dated had a fatal flaw, which is why he is taking an indefinite sabbatical from the opposite sex. Well, maybe not.

Those were the days, of course, these days are rubbish in comparison. Everyone knows that.

When Beth and I broke up, that's when strange things started happening. Girls like Linda and Robin started to find me attractive. It occurred to me that they had read some of my notes to Beth.

A few simple lines for her

'...Two strangers come together on Valentines Day...'