A Marine lay dying, Another scouts for help when their ship is downed deep in alien territory. As death swoops in, they find themselves torn between being too hardened to die, and too scarred to live.

The bartender filled the bowls with peanuts and placed them along the old oak bar. “How come you ever have nothing but peanuts,” said one Santa.

Wilson wants Donna, but is it worth the price, his genetic mutation and transference, his metamorphosis into a hard, human body?

a cock-sure story.

A Puddle Pixies Christmas story from a previous year.

A tale of good against good. Bankok strippers and the pearly gates. Perfect for christmas.

“Muddypuddle. Muddypuddle. Muddypu – that's not this shit-hole's real name!”

Two disfunctional brothers in an adventure to catch some thief for the reward on his head.