one night stand

pillow fight to drown out the florid & rowdy s&m.

blackfly buffet

the insects always win.

My Appearance

I'm worried that this might be unfocused, and things that I think are funny might just be inappropriate and not funny at all.

In the Gardens of the Alhambra

The cool of the evening, A whisper of leaves......

Sure

Written in 2007 whilst traveling

Chelsea Darling!!

Someone I worked with a few years ago. I wrote this in 2008

My Attempt At Thinking Like Glenn Beck (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Okay, I'm going to give this a go. I've never been able to understand how Glenn Beck comes up with the ideas he does.

Long-Distance (a poem from my book, Seasons Come, People Grow)

I give you a call, Expecting nothing, The phone rings constantly, No one answering, Only time I hear your voice is on the machine, I contemplate leaving a message,

Apparently, Socks Make the Man (an excerpt from the book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

I read an article recently which centered around first-date fashion advice for men.

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