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The Unwanted Visitor #2

Well, thank you for having me, and sorry about the reek. I didn't intend to stay a full week. I suppose I'll have to do something about my bowels...

The Unwanted Visitor

Knock!Knock! Hello there, could I use your loo? I must apologise, but I need a poo. There could be a lot, so put on the stew. It might be hours; be...

Sage Advice

Hey you young un's, come hither, come hither. Don't run away, and don't you dither. I know you live in cubes now, with worried faces. But it's time...

A Traditional Marriage

I collared our lass and this is what I said. It's about time you and that nurd yonder was properly wed. You're right there dad, but he has feet of...

Don't be Too Happy - There's a Law Against It

Think of your favourite song, and hum it. Smile and your popularity will summit. Grin too long and your stock will plummet. Laugh too long and they'...

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