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I was asked to read some Burns poetry at a Burns Night a few years ago. I am a southerner and did not feel confident in doing his work with an appropriate Scottish accent, So I wrote 'To A Mouse' in my own version of Cockney rhyming slang.

Dear Alphabet Dear Alphabet Did you receive my letter? A is just the first mistake Z Omega the very last You don’t say what you sound No surprise I’m...