WATCH YOUR STEP LOOK BOTH WAYS SLIPPERY WHEN WET Simple declarative sentences that offer sound advice for the distracted pedestrian. Good signs that guide one’s way to safety.
An edit. I’d never seen such big shoes on such a short man before. They were made of white leather, and I suspected they were bigger than his actual feet. This man was out to be noticed.
(My first edit from Mars) Grampa tried to pull a quarter out of my ear again, but I was having none of it. I mean, Jiminy Crickets, how many times does he think he can fool a kid?