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The Gout
I've been eating a lot of pig snouts. And because of that, I have the gout. I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack. When my...
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Children Should Not Go With Strangers
Never get in a car with a stranger. If you do, you may be in danger. There are some people who can not be trusted. They might hurt you and if they...
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My Cup Of Tea
I live in merry old England and I drink a whole lot of tea. I drink so much that each day I pass five gallons of pee. My wife poured a boiling cup of...
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America's Most Famous Tomboy
You achieved fame and fortune during the Sixties. You achieved it by starring in The Beverly Hillbillies. For nearly ten years you entertained us as...
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God Wanted You
You suffered tremendously before you died, it was too much for me to bear. God wanted you to be with him, that's why he did not answer my prayers. I...
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