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That Damn Electric Blanket!
I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead. I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed. As 110 volts went through my body, it...
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2014
You haven't been the gretest year that the world has ever seen. But in my eyes, you sure have been better than the year 2013. At least during this...
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Stolen Toys
Last night I stole a lot of toys. I did it to bring my kids joy. When my kids faces lit up this morning, it made me feel good. But when it comes to...
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A Burglar For Christmas
A burglar tried to break into my house last night on Christmas Eve. I pointed my shotgun at the dirty crook and he decided to leave. He must have...
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I'm a Man, Not a Monster!
Because my face is deformed, everybody calls me a monster instead of a Human Being. I'm different but I'm still a person, that's something that...
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