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StoryThat damn beard! randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryTurned away randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryI don't sell beer to minors randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryIf everybody would adopt a pet randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryI'll always protect her from you randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryGrandpa randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryGoodbye Sherman Hemsley randy-johnson112 years 7 months ago
StoryI should've learned french randy-johnson112 years 7 months ago
StoryGeorge Lindsey randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryI will not give up! randy-johnson112 years 7 months ago
StoryGift from God randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryHillary wants Obama to win randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryGod's masterpieces randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryI wish I was a bird randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryIf Jesus was here randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryI voted against Phil Bredesen randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryEvery day should be like Christmas time randy-johnson112 years 7 months ago
StoryDon't commit suicide randy-johnson212 years 7 months ago
StoryDonkey Kong Junior randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago
StoryEverybody deserves a second chance randy-johnson012 years 7 months ago

My stories

A World With No Breasts

By randy-johnson on Mon, 20 Apr 2015

I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed. They took me to a world where the women have no breasts. When I was abducted, I was...
Science fiction
Humour
Poem
Certificate 12

I Killed For The Publicity

By randy-johnson on Sun, 19 Apr 2015

I killed a man just to get in the newspapers and on the Six O'Clock news. I wanted to get noticed even though my freedom was something I'd lose. I...
Drama
Crime
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate PG

James Best - Part 3

By randy-johnson on Sun, 19 Apr 2015

When you were dead in Firecreek, it looked real. That was brilliant acting and it took a lot of skill. But sadly, now you're also dead in real life...
Other Non-fiction
Poem
Certificate U

Your Boyfriend Isn't What He Seems

By randy-johnson on Sat, 18 Apr 2015

I know that you've been looking for love and romance. But your boyfriend only wants to get into your pants. He's going to dump you when he gets what...
Other Fiction
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate PG
1 likes

That Damn Peach

By randy-johnson on Sat, 18 Apr 2015

My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it. I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it. My brother...
Humour
Other Fiction
Poem
Certificate PG

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