There once was a man born in Kent, Who didn't like his house in Trent He moved back 'home'. But was all alone, So he moved to the Ausrailia (because its quite nice, there)
'Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!' Came the noise as the plane shrieked with glee. The man moaned as he tried to escape his marmalade-y death that was threatening to consume him.
Don't you hate the way that humans arn't immortal??!! Or able to fly!!! Also, the fact that technology gets outdated so quickly annoys me as well, dosen't you?
Scrimp ambled, facelessly around his house moaning in agony. 'GREG!! GRAG!! You foul demons from the abyss! I will find you and tear off your faces while playing the Marsiellaise backwards!'.
