smokejack

Primary tabs

TypeTitleAuthorRepliesLast updated
Forum topicArthur Books bloke smokejack010 years 9 months ago
Forum topicDon't Vote -stop encouraging the bastards smokejack310 years 9 months ago
Forum topicGordon Brown's 'Gaffe' smokejack3810 years 9 months ago
StoryColouring Gaugin seashore1213 years 6 months ago
Forum topicDoes a Rude Title Get You More Reads well-wisher113 years 6 months ago
Forum topicWriters pets? Kahdai1013 years 7 months ago
Forum topicKnob Wank Titty Rude Jakdakson713 years 7 months ago
Forum topicCombatting Homesickness! Lem913 years 7 months ago
Forum topicAhmadineBad? Mangone2913 years 7 months ago
StoryHopeless Case maggyvaneijk314 years 3 weeks ago
Forum topicI get the feeling J K Rowling doesn't like the Tories brooosh814 years 3 weeks ago
Forum topicE Books Noticeboard114 years 3 weeks ago
Forum topicTrusted celebrities h jenkins1014 years 3 months ago
StorySuch A Boron Cohen - Benny Hill for A level kids needing a fad smokejack314 years 10 months ago
StoryTHE EXTRANJERA - ARRIVAL gerrylou31114 years 10 months ago
StorySkeleton Life - Stale Marriage smokejack414 years 10 months ago
StoryMr Avaricious - Greed is No cure smokejack214 years 10 months ago

My stories

Cherry

Oh Lord - a country blues song

Oh Lord Oh Lord won’t you save me from going insane I’ve just lost my wife and I’ve just missed a train Oh lord won’t you tell me what is my name

Several Shorts of nonsense

Several shorts of nonsense 1. Feminist I was in a pub with a feminist One sunny day and both of us pissed She held her drink comfortably I threw up across my knee

The knew they were in love

They knew they were in love You’re the fly in my soup You’re my clocked that’s stopped You’re my brewer that drooped You’re the bollock I’ve dropped
Cherry

A walk along the coast -South Devon a long time ago

A walk along the coast We walked from Bolt Head to Bolt Tail on a cold November day It was 1980 and we were talking about going away I was in two minds as if walking in between landmines

The non Political Head

The non political head. Quietly he rose slowly out of bed What could he think about today? The threat of war Any post through the door Stuttering down stairs mumbling to the cat

Pages