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| Type | Title | Author | Replies | Last updated |
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| Forum topic | Arthur Books bloke | smokejack | 0 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Forum topic | Don't Vote -stop encouraging the bastards | smokejack | 3 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Forum topic | Gordon Brown's 'Gaffe' | smokejack | 38 | 10 years 9 months ago |
| Story | Colouring Gaugin | seashore | 12 | 13 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Does a Rude Title Get You More Reads | well-wisher | 1 | 13 years 6 months ago |
| Forum topic | Writers pets? | Kahdai | 10 | 13 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Knob Wank Titty Rude | Jakdakson | 7 | 13 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | Combatting Homesickness! | Lem | 9 | 13 years 7 months ago |
| Forum topic | AhmadineBad? | Mangone | 29 | 13 years 7 months ago |
| Story | Hopeless Case | maggyvaneijk | 3 | 14 years 3 weeks ago |
| Forum topic | I get the feeling J K Rowling doesn't like the Tories | brooosh | 8 | 14 years 3 weeks ago |
| Forum topic | E Books | Noticeboard | 1 | 14 years 3 weeks ago |
| Forum topic | Trusted celebrities | h jenkins | 10 | 14 years 3 months ago |
| Story | Such A Boron Cohen - Benny Hill for A level kids needing a fad | smokejack | 3 | 14 years 10 months ago |
| Story | THE EXTRANJERA - ARRIVAL | gerrylou31 | 1 | 14 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Skeleton Life - Stale Marriage | smokejack | 4 | 14 years 10 months ago |
| Story | Mr Avaricious - Greed is No cure | smokejack | 2 | 14 years 10 months ago |
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Robots Politicians & Strangers
Robots Politicians & Strangers I never consented to a life so demented With aliens tormenting my soul I gave neither permission nor limp submission To my world being in the control
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Box
Box Pick a box any box Live in it Move into a bigger one Store everything you have in other boxes Pick a box Drive in it Feel alive in it Get a bigger box Or a faster box Pick a Box
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My Brand New Mobile Phone
My brand new mobile phone. The Fuckberry Tosspot Turbo •5 mega pixies who live inside the unit making sure everything works
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The X Factor - the pursuit of a speedy end to civilisation
morons rise up and revolt we have nothing to lose but our brains
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The Blind Snake Charmer
The Blind Snake Charmer She didn’t remember the night before In the teeming drunken bars Yet in the morning she had this image Of a road full of swept up stars The shine had disappeared
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