Terrence Oblong

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StoryPhosphorous Pheobe and the luminous penis Terrence Oblong06 years 8 months ago
StoryLeave to conceive Terrence Oblong06 years 8 months ago
StoryMessy Joe’s bacon box lottery Terrence Oblong06 years 8 months ago
StoryAlan Johnson’s Enormous Penis Terrence Oblong26 years 8 months ago
StorySimon Jones’ vagina Terrence Oblong06 years 8 months ago
CollectionTall Tales from the Trenches Terrence Oblong06 years 8 months ago
StorySherlock Holmes and the Unexpected Inheritance (2) Terrence Oblong06 years 10 months ago
StorySherlock Holmes and the Unexpected Inheritance (1) Terrence Oblong06 years 10 months ago
StoryThe Ring of Power (2) Terrence Oblong06 years 11 months ago
StoryThe Ring of Power (1) Terrence Oblong06 years 11 months ago
StoryDead Man's Sofa Terrence Oblong06 years 11 months ago
StoryThe Big Red Lorry Parked in the Close Terrence Oblong106 years 11 months ago
StoryGuess the weight of the Lord Terrence Oblong26 years 11 months ago
StoryCross Party Groups Terrence Oblong06 years 11 months ago
StoryThe new road Terrence Oblong116 years 11 months ago
CollectionLordy Lordy Terrence Oblong06 years 11 months ago
StorySleep like a Lord Terrence Oblong36 years 11 months ago
StoryThe Private Members Ballot Terrence Oblong26 years 11 months ago
StoryThe old Prussian Colonel's underpants Terrence Oblong36 years 11 months ago
StoryThe problem with bounceouts Terrence Oblong07 years 1 week ago
StoryDeath and the Purple Hat Terrence Oblong27 years 1 month ago
StoryCafé Boris (Part 1) Terrence Oblong87 years 1 month ago
Forum topicParty Season is nearly here Terrence Oblong27 years 2 months ago
StoryThe Woman in the Bathroom Terrence Oblong07 years 2 months ago
StoryPod (1) Terrence Oblong27 years 3 months ago

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A hundred moments in autism - I said these words to my wife

I said these words to my wife last night: “You’re easy to be with,” I said. “I might as well be alone.” By which I don’t mean that my wife is poor...
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A hundred moments in autism - Sometimes there is just too much

I am currently distracted by: My wife, emptying her purse the way she does, all ADHD, spraying her valuables as an abstract artist sprays paint. I...
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A hundred moments in autism - My own personal dress down Tuesday

An autist’s relationship with societal rules is complex. We don’t innately understand them the way a neurotypical does. Many autists learn to follow...
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A hundred moments in autism - The Topless photo of Germaine Greer

Every few days I look at a topless photo of Germaine Greer. It is a common trait among autists to return to a favourite piece of music over and over...
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A hundred moments in autism - Maths

Autists get into trouble. We don’t mean to, but we can be too honest, too abrupt, say the wrong thing, or, all too often for no reason whatever. From...

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