Simon Barget

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StoryWhere are you mother? Simon Barget711 years 2 months ago
StorySex and death Simon Barget511 years 2 months ago
StoryThe recipe for making bees lavadis511 years 2 months ago
StoryStanley Klepp deceased (3) Simon Barget611 years 3 months ago
Forum topic2012 Story and Poem of the Year - the big announcement! tcook911 years 3 months ago
StoryStanley Klepp deceased (2) Simon Barget911 years 3 months ago
StoryStanley Klepp deceased (1) Simon Barget711 years 3 months ago
Storythe facefuck of facebook delapruch111 years 4 months ago
Storythe passive revenger delapruch111 years 4 months ago
StoryLooking Through Windows thewestlondonle...211 years 5 months ago
StoryKeeping Shtum thewestlondonle...111 years 5 months ago
StoryPoem in the style of John Ashbery thewestlondonle...111 years 5 months ago
Storycomparatively speaking delapruch311 years 5 months ago
StoryPeople Of The Night Sooz0061911 years 5 months ago
StoryTiny threats lavadis1211 years 5 months ago
Forum topicI have withdrawn this post because overnight someone had gone in to the post and replaced the contents with racist abuse lavadis5211 years 6 months ago
Forum topicBeing Published Jingle1911 years 6 months ago
StoryWednesday Morning Part 2 Parson Thru911 years 6 months ago
StoryZenith to azimuth Simon Barget511 years 7 months ago
StoryOn the lake Simon Barget411 years 7 months ago
StoryAutumn Waits amlee911 years 7 months ago
StoryThamel's burning Simon Barget111 years 7 months ago
StoryRockets in your back garden (Part 1 of 2) Simon Barget211 years 9 months ago
Forum topicI am sorry but how is this even possible? lavadis911 years 9 months ago
StoryThe Promise Katie1975711 years 10 months ago


My stories


The Wasteland

If someone offers you a way out of the wasteland, you should generally decline. It will not happen often, it will happen occasionally, perhaps only...
Gold cherry

The Switch

I woke up in a body that wasn’t mine; it had most obviously been switched. There were all sorts of subtle differences that you wouldn’t have noticed...


I was a therapist long before therapy became a thing. I know all your secrets. When people come to me they think there’s something I can do for them...

Somewhere on Nextdoor

(As seen on Nextdoor, the social network and website for nice neighbours) Totally inconsiderate and selfish runners I’m sorry but I cannot believe...

Why I decided to become a Scotsman

Wunna woke ap the-smorrnin’, fah sum rees’nah’d-ah scorrtish-acksen annae tohtelly muhsterfaiyte-mah. Ah tohtally brode wun laiyk ya gettan warrken-...