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Parcel for you...Part 19

He heard some sort of meaningless laughter. Vanessa was sputtering like a very underpowered engine, emitting nervous breathy giggles in sporadic...
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Do you like this colour?

I really like this colour You keep saying that It brightens the room So much better than what was there before It was very difficult to choose What...
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In the Bath

I’m always in the bath. Preferring my reflection all distorted on the taps. Preferring the wet water to the droughty winter air. I’m friendly with...
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Parcel for You..Part 18

Spencer was staring intently out of the kitchen window, moving his head to focus on the treetops and then back down to the lawn. ‘Three blackbirds,’...
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Productivity is Dead

Productivity is dead We should slow the hell down And enjoy being alive instead Bill Gates talking about AI The white collar workforce shrinking away...
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534 of my comments have received 566 Great Feedback votes

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This makes me want to return

Posted on Sun, 25 Feb 2024

This makes me want to return to Cornwall, Jenny, I haven't been back for years, since a very cold Easter with the children. I hadn't heard of this lady, Mary Kelynack. She sounds like an absolute legend. What a life! I bet she slept well at night...

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Posted in The Fish Hawker

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An extremely entertaining

Posted on Fri, 23 Feb 2024

An extremely entertaining read Turlough and very funny in parts. What a character, from what you describe a cheerful, good spirited person despite his tendency to cadge what he wants rather than earn it through conventional means. Semi-ferel...

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Posted in Johnny Ten Levs

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Magical. Those plants growing

Posted on Sat, 24 Feb 2024

Magical. Those plants growing, 'in the wrong place', have no idea of their crime. 

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Posted in Weeding

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Sleeping in your car at this

Posted on Sat, 24 Feb 2024

Sleeping in your car at this time of year must be freezing and damp too. I used to give money to homeless but someone said it goes straight into the hands of criminal gangs so I stopped. If only the problem was improving. Our government can't/don...

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Posted in Five Inches.

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This made me smile, Luigi. A

Posted on Thu, 22 Feb 2024

This made me smile, Luigi. A metalwork coarse was the closest I've come to alchemy. Vinegar and cod liver oil sound like a remedy for modern ailments.

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Posted in Chemistry (sort of)

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I hope something can be done

Posted on Fri, 23 Feb 2024

I hope something can be done to minimise this lady's suffering. You're correct about dogs; when my dog reached the end I was very careful to detach myself emotionally so that his suffering was minimal. I'm with you on TKMaxx, I'm not near one...

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Posted in NIAMH.

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A mosaic of eclectic humour,

Posted on Tue, 20 Feb 2024

A mosaic of eclectic humour, like looking at a handful of colourful photographs held together with a theme, getting older? 

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Posted in Afternoons Without Spoons

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Very powerful as others have

Posted on Sat, 17 Feb 2024

Very powerful as others have said. The idea of violence perhaps a more uplifting and empowering respite from the grief, especially since your daughter's death was avoidable. I can imagine the twists and turns of anger being straightened,...

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Posted in Killing the killers

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I've had a few of those

Posted on Tue, 13 Feb 2024

I've had a few of those nights this winter. Hot water bottles, thermal tops, a cat behind my legs that doesn't want to move. You can't beat a hot water bottle, even the smell of them makes me feel warmer. As children we called them 'hottlepottles...

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Posted in Feeling to find it

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I try to keep the boiler on

Posted on Mon, 12 Feb 2024

I try to keep the boiler on side, Di, I flatter it with compliments. My mum has one of those ancient boilers which never breaks, although she's been told it will be condemned. The bathroom is where the brain is, I like that idea. I leave it there...

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Posted in In the Bath

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