Jane Hyphen
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I have 417 stories published in
3 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 1036991 times
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My stories
The Fatberg
Perhaps it was simply a lifestyle choice To be lilly-skinned and nebulous While alas most of the rest of us Amass useful muscles and worry lines We...
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On Sizzling Days
Who knows why the bald man Lusteth over the lidless car Only to flaunt, on sizzling days His wrinkly, glistening dome As solar rays propel his heart So far from wife and kids and home
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Midsummer Stillness
The magic came At evening tide As fissures of fire Cracked honied skies And sun-warmed rocks Were all aglow As floating words Rode windless air I stepped into the garden And felt a charge
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George and Spider Part Twelve - The Momentum Continues
The two men exited the flat and began their journey to the pub.
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Head Fuzz
What is the cure for head fuzz? The stealth mist that seeks And cloaks the under-achiever Reducing them to non-believer The fog which bellows forth To choke the thought The best ideas
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