Jane Hyphen

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You CAN Polish a Turd

By Jane Hyphen on Fri, 12 Apr 2013

There is a place in Ireland, Where it's said they can polish a turd. With rags and Vim; On spits they spin; With nosepegs on, The ladies smooth; With deftful fingers, And lightening moves,
Humour
Poem
Certificate 15

The Bad News

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 08 Apr 2013

The bad news came in spoken words Absurdities in deadpan tones My manners saved me from myself 'Well thanks,' I said, 'for all your help.' While inward beat a heavy drum
Unclassified
Poem
Certificate U

Cillit Bang

By Jane Hyphen on Wed, 27 Mar 2013

An illicit bang with Barry On his spotless kitchen floor His powerful Squirt Zero dirt What lady could want more? I've been watching you Barry Scott I know where you live
Humour
Poem
Certificate 12
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Vacant

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 25 Mar 2013

Do you have a wandering mind? Are you one of the vacant kind? Do you drift and float away, When you're boss has something important to say? Take it from me there's no disgrace
Unclassified
Poem
Certificate U

George and Spider Part Nine - The Lawns Estate cont'd

By Jane Hyphen on Mon, 25 Mar 2013

'The big one?' said Spider, puzzled. 'Yes! Remember the big one, coming up? Winky Glowacki?'
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Certificate 12

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