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Randy Johnson
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Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VII
The people who knew you, know that I was very fortunate to be your son. If you hadn't passed away, today you would've become seventy-one. Another...
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Why I Beat Up The Waiter
A foreign waiter said 'Estupida Madre Folladora" when I couldn't afford to leave a tip. When I learned what that means in english, that sorry waiter...
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My Cousin's Choice
A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who. It took less than five seconds for him to choose what to do. He...
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Greedy Taxi Service
A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip. And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for a tip. When I said no, he started giving me lip...
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I'm My Own Person
Some people don't like the fact that I have opinions to express. Some people don't like it and that's what I'm going to address. Certain people may...
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