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Randy Johnson

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Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time

By randy-johnson on Fri, 16 Aug 2019

You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years. You were loved and your death devastated each and every one of your...

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Middle Aged Charlie Brown

By randy-johnson on Thu, 15 Aug 2019

(A parody of the Peanuts Comic Strip) As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute. Back then I could laugh about it and I didn't...

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I Was Cheated Out of Getting Revenge!

By randy-johnson on Tue, 13 Aug 2019

A man murdered his stepdaughter and framed me for the crime. I was arrested and found guilty by a jury and I had to do hard time. He blew his...

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We Don't Have an STD

By randy-johnson on Mon, 12 Aug 2019

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD. Nobody will hire us, even when we offered to work for free. The STD stands for Simpson...