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Randy Johnson
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Cruel and Deadly Rejection
When she rejected me, she was very cruel and she was somebody who I killed. When she was through talking, you don't want to know how she made me feel...
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- 541 reads
A True Masterpiece of Shit
The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit. I have a son who was naughty and needed to be punished so I made him watch...
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- 4195 reads
Don't Call Cold Blooded Murder an Accident!
When I read a woman's obituary on a newspaper's website, I was pissed. They called the woman's death a senseless, tragic accident. That is a load of...
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- 428 reads
It Was Like Talking To a Brick Wall
Talking to you was always a waste of time, you didn't listen at all. Talking to you was worthless, it was like talking to a brick wall. I showed you...
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- 491 reads
The Pissed Arsonist
When I bid on a house and lost, I became really pissed. I decided to burn that house down because I'm an arsonist. I used gasoline to burn that house...
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- 421 reads