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Randy Johnson

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Nintendo Fired Mario

By randy-johnson on Mon, 26 Aug 2019

His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot. He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not. Nintendo fired Mario when they learned...

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Mistaken Jealousy

By randy-johnson on Sat, 24 Aug 2019

In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to die. You are probably curious so I'll tell you why. A man has slapped a pair of handcuffs on my wrists. He...

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The Abominable Screenwriter

By randy-johnson on Fri, 23 Aug 2019

I found out why a lot of people started hating me. I was a screenwriter and I wrote Superman III. I never dreamed that I'd be bullied when I became a...

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I Won't Be Your Daughter's Sex Slave

By randy-johnson on Fri, 23 Aug 2019

You hired me to be a cook at your restaurant. I'll cook but I won't do everything you want. When you said what you wanted, I said no. I'll cook the...

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My Complaint About Nintendo

By randy-johnson on Thu, 22 Aug 2019

It has come to my attention that Nintendo sends free products to certain people who review them on Youtube. I think this is unfair to every Nintendo...