Stuart Cannell

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I have 18 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 9108 times and 7 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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I'm a curmudgeonly old fart with a soft spot for the English language.

Hopefully that shows.

My stories


a problematic relationship with food

Oh food, you are looking good today. I know. I really want to eat a lot of you. Though I know I shouldn't. Why on earth not? Because I need to look...

a chat between two chums (a fifty word story)

“I love biscuits.” “God yes.” “And puppies.” “Eh?” “Not to eat!” “Course not, puppies are ace.” “Love books too.” “Not as fun as puppies.” “Granted...

A Destructive Lifestyle: Chapter One

I dread this journey, not least because of the undead creatures I must share it with. Inhuman beasts that they are. Sloth-like, they shuffle on to...

half a man

Thirty minutes was a long time to kill for Daniel Sparrowgate. It was half an hour more than he wanted to spend alone with his thoughts, though being...
Gold cherry

Building A Perfect World - A Step By Step Guide

For thousands of years, since before civilisation existed and ape men dragged their knuckles through rocks and earth, there has always been a...