a chat between two chums (a fifty word story)

“I love biscuits.”
“God yes.”
“And puppies.”
“Eh?”
“Not to eat!”
“Course not, puppies are ace.”
“Love books too.”
“Not as fun as puppies.”
“Granted. But books come close.”
“True.”
“Could do with more.”
“Puppies?”
“Biscuits. I love nomnomnomnom.”
“I noticed. Know what I love?”
“Mmmmph?”
“You.”
(Spits biscuits.)
“Nice.”