Poetry

Party Animals

The sun is shining from above, People in the park feeding the doves, The leaves are falling off the trees, But what does it all mean to me, Nothing really that's the truth,

Animal Farm

I'm living in a fairy tale, It seems that things are going well, So back to nonsense once again, Has anyone ever met Harriet the Hen?, Squeezing eggs out of her arse every day,

Barry

About a mate of mine

Can't Do It Anymore

One day; two days; three days; four, How many more days are going to be a war, Waking up after just seeing you again, Teasing me until I pick up the pen, Dreams are supposed to be my safe haven,

Eerie-tales & Nursery Crimes

“Thank God I’m covered by Aviva” he said, “The wife shall be rich; for soon I’ll be dea....”

What's real, what's not

Laying there as usual hoping not to sleep, Thinking of your fuck ups as the morning slowly creeps, Listening to you snoring as I stare up at the cup, And then I heard you begin to get up,

Not Forgotten

Five years on and i'm back again, Finally been able to pick up the pen, So many things I need to get out, But first it's time to give you a shout, I was a stray but you could see,

Me (2010)

If I can pull this out the bag, Then soon I won't have to keep looking back, If I can get the words out, even in text, Then watch out because you may be next, But i'll take myself out first,

Me (2010)/I Love You/Feeling of Ganja (2010)

If I can pull this out the bag, Then soon I won't have to keep looking back, If I can get the words out, even in text, Then watch out because you may be next, But i'll take myself out first,

Getting There

So far i've done just what I said, Stopped the weed and cleared my head, Even got myself a job, No longer being a hopeless knob, But I do miss the land of pretend,

Zoo

Grant the Gorilla locked up in his cage, No one even knows his age, Sitting there scratching as people watch, A life he would be willing to swap, Peels a banana for himself to eat,

That Scarborough Cat

Let's go back to Scarborough and that cat, The one that ended up going splat, Not the greatest way to die, But before that he had eight other lives. Born in Austria in 1942,

I Went...

One day, two days, three days, four, I once said "I can't do it anymore", Yet i'm still here, just trying to have fun, This wee life is far from done...

Follow Me

I still; don't know why I stayed up that night, But I did; and it gave us all that fright, That you; would no longer be in sight, Unfortunately; you...

Mo Christmas

Mo; and everything was go, All you; had to do was go with the flow, Just days; until it went upside down, Right now; got to get rid of this frown...

Animal Jobs

Now Hedgehog Police, they hate going to work, It's difficult for them; to do up a shirt, By the time it's on; there's nothing left, On your way...

He

He survived it; without going in the pit, The days from hell; he never lost it, Except the two days; they were blue days, Anniversary of your death;...

What Does He Wanna Be?

He doesn't like how it is, Coming out with words; football, like Le Tiss but without the fizz, Just need the music; to try and show he can be the biz...

Going With It

He knows he's got a lot to learn, Not be like Dan and get himself a perm, Or be like Tony Toon, The poor old Geordie; but looking gaudy. He wants to...